EPISODES
Here you will find the Episodes of series 1,2 and 3. Please note there will not be all the covers as there aren't enough slots. But I'll do my best.
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1.1: I Worship His Shadow
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The first ever LEXX Episode, introduces the characters known as, "the dirty three and a half!" who steal the LEXX a bio engineered spaceship and the most powerful destructive force in existence.
Brought together by circumstances and to escape the evil ruler of His Shadow, goreous sex slave Zev, cowardly nerd Stanley Tweelde and Robot Head 790 take over the LEXX with the help of rebal Thodin. Thodin is killed by His Shadows chief assassin Kai, who regains his memory and joins the crew of the LEXX.
The Crew escape through the core of an anti matter star into the DARK ZONE the universe of Evil and Chaos!
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In this Second episode Zev and 79 search for Brunnis, Kai's long lost home planet, in order to keep him alive. Stan goes along reluctantly to Brunnis where Poet Man tries to dissect them all for the memory banks.... To complicate matters further Giggerota the not so attractive annibal has food on the mind...
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1.2: SuperNova
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1.3: Eating Pattern
In this third Episode the LEXX sets down on a garbage planet in order to feed. Stan, Zev and Kai make the mistake of getting outside to look around. Stan is soon up to his neck in trouble, literally, and Zev is almost Liquified by Hog, before Kai comes to the rescue!
1.4: GigaShadow
In this fourth Episode Kai will die unless Zev can find him more Proto-blood to keep him alive. The only source is back at the cluster! The planet they escaped from in the very first episode and headquarters of His Shadow evil ruler of the league of 20,000 planets. Stan wants no part in this suicide mission, but Zev and Kai go in and do battle and encounter one His Shadows Senior Clerics, Yottsky. In this epic confrontation the Cluster's serect is revealed!
2.1: Mantrid
Kai is taken over by His Shadows essence and leads the crew to Mantrid - Formally His Shadows Bio Vizier - apparently in search of more proto-blood for Kai, but in reality to find a means to transfer his Essence to an Insect. But Mantrid has his own Agenda....
2.2: Terminal
Kai mortally wounds Stan and the crew rush him to the Medsat Medical terminal where the brilliant Dr. Kazzan saves his Life. But the doctor and his cronies have ambitious plans that the LEXX can help them realise. Zev can stop them, but risks her own life in the process.
2.3: Lyekka
The LEXX is "fertilised" by cosmic spores and the crew soon discover that here is a stowaway on board - the beautiful and suggestive Lyekka. But Lyekka is a manifestation of a strange shapeshifting plant life whose main preoccupation is feeding. She soon indulges her appetite on some visiting hick astronauts from Potatoho but proves her wroth by regenerating the remains of Zev into Xev- and 790 falls in love all over again!
2.4: Luvliner
The increasingly desperate Stan and the frustrated Xev come across a bordello ship floating in space and decide to visit. . . needless to say the reality does not live up to the luvliners lurid advertising. And the brithel's management team have a hi-jack on their mind. . .
2.5 Lafftrak
The Crew of the LEXX land on a television planet, where the name of the game is to put yourself in all manner of different shows to generate good ratings. What they don't know (and are about to find out) is that failure to secure good ratings results in a one-way trip to Tv hell, speciality channels where cast members don't surive...
2.6: Stan's Trial
Stan makes a return visit to the Celes Pleasure Transport. Lying in wait are agents who arrest him for his notorious crimes against the people of the 100 reform planets. He is found guilty and sentenced to death, however, Jihana, the evil prosector, wants to take his punishment one step further. . . .
2.7: Love Grows
Mistaking a ship full of space cowboys towing a cargo of mysterious substances for for food, the LEXX swallows it. The lusty crew make their way up the LEXX's digestive tract to the bridge, and into the eager arms of Xev. But the biohazard material they are towing infects the ship, starting with consequences...
2.8 White Trash
An entire family of hillbilly stowaways are discovered on board the LEXX, led by the cantanerous and unpredictable 'Pa'. Shotgun weddings and old feuds a plenty as the crew are relunctantly taken on a wild ride through the backwoods of the universe.
2.9: 791
The crew of the LEXX picks up a distress signal, and soon find themselves in a crashed ship on a inhospitable planet. 790 is ecstatic to learn that the pilot of the stricten vessel is a cyborg who lost his head when the ship crash landed. 790 has always longed for a body, and so claims this one as his own. 790 is all set fulfil his fantasies with Xev, but his body has more unorthodox appetites. . .
2.10 Wake the Dead
After floating in cryosleep for almost three centuries, five rowdy teenagers board the LEXX to carry on partying. But someone is a party pooper- and in a deadly way!
2.11 Nook
The Crew of the LEXX arrives on Nook, a planet that consists of one enormous ocean, and a single island. They discover that this island is inhabitated soley by a relgious order of men who have not seen a woman in 100 years. When they see Xev, there is no turning back the clock!
2.12 Norb
The LEXX comes across a strange young boy, Norb, who seems to lack a certain "vitality". It transpires that this is becuase Norb is really composed of vicious drone arms, which shoot out of him, mulitply wildly and very nearly take over the LEXX. The crew discovers that they were sent by Mantird, and represent the start of "the game!". . . .
2.13: Twilight
After discovering Stanley Tweedle unconscious on the bridge, the crew of the LEXX seeks medical assistance on an ugle little planet, Ruuma. Once there , Stanley Recovers, only to learn that Ruuma's life giving properties also give life to long dead bodies of former His Shadows....
2.14: Patches in the Sky
Stanley Tweedle goes for a ride on the Narcolounger, a device where you can for a small fee, enter your own dreams. However Tweedles Dreams turn into a nightmare when he comes across the cannibal woman Giggerota. . . and the Narcoloungers operater goes over the edge. . .
2.15 Woz
790 tearfully confusses that Xev has only 79 hours left before she automatically expires. To remedy this, the crew go to Woz, a planet known to have a version of the lustikon machine which can reset her clock. On Woz they meet the Wuzzard, fight the Black Lady and learn that "there is not place like home"....
2.16 The Web
The universe is disappearing, and the crew of the LEXX is ensnared in an enormous living web which takes control of the LEXX's brain. They manage to escape and head toward the centre of the universe - Their only hope in a rapidly disappearing cosmos. Xev, realising that the end is nigh gets the eyes for Stanley Tweelde for the very first time. . .
2.17 The Net
Same as the Web except shows extra detail.
2.18 Brigadoom
As the LEXX flees towards the centre of the universe, a theatre magically materialises before them. The crew learns that this floating building exsits outside of time and space, and that by staying there, they xan escape the universe's doom...however, the theatre shows only one play - a musical - which inspires them not to stay - and not to run!
2.19 Brizon
Seeking help in the fight against Mantrid, the crew of the LEXX finds Brizon, a bio-vizier who was once Mantrids teacher. Brizon begins to help them. But soon betrays them. He takes control of Kai, attaches himself parasititcally to Xev and takes over the LEXX. . .
2.20 End of the Universe
Mantrid is converting the whole universe into drone arms. With Lyekkas help our heroes almost kill Mantrid, but do not suceed. However Kai, Stan and Xev do trick Mantrid into shifting a vast mass of drone arms towards them for a final crushing blow, and this causes the entire universe to collapse - the reverse of a big bang. The Lexx manages to escape but guess who's on baord??
3.1 Fire and Water
The Crew of the LEXX awake after 4,000 years of cryo-sleep - only to fins their ship non-functioning and caught in the orbit of a binary planet system. The Planet 'Fire' is completely desert, whilst the 'other' is completely covered in 'Water'. The crew are drawn into the never ending war between the two planets and Xev falls in love...
3.2 May
A floating city on Water is attacked and destroyed by ballons from Fire. May, the only survivor is brought aboard the LEXX where Stan tends to her wounds - and soon falls in love with her. . . But a fateful deal must be struck with the ruler of the Planet Fire if she is going to survive.
3.3 Gametown
Kai arrives in Gametown a floating city on the planet Water, in search of food. The buff young folk of Gametown seem to do nothing but play sports and take showers, apart from Fifi, a different sort of Gametown player who steals all the moths, leaving Kai stranded....
3.4 Boomtown
Kai is stranded in Gametown, but escapes with Bunny to Boomtown - a place where the girls are gorgeous and the boys are hunks - and everyone has uncomplicated Sex all day long. Kai is soon joined by Stanley and Xev and Stanley soon finds all that he has ever wanted. . . plus more! But the utopia of Boomtown comes to an end when the city is attacked by forces from Fire.
3.5 Gondola
Stan, Xev, Kai and a second living Kai they haved picked up, find themselves together in a ballon over the planet of Fire. One of the Rulers of Fire and his Sidekick are also on board. But the balloon is losing height and will crash unless they loss weight fast. - and they have the difficult choice of who goes over the side!!
3.6 K-Town
Stan and Xev fine themselves in trouble on K-Town, a strange city on the planet Fire. They are almost rescued by Kai, but it transpires that he is damaged and is unable to function properly. Stan and Xev try their best to help Kai with the assistance of someone who looks and behaves a lot like Mantrid, their former nemesis.
3.7 Tunnels
Xev and Stan lose Kai and end up on the run in the underground tunnels that link the cities on the planet fire - and which rather unfortunately, are inhabited by dangerous psycho-killers. Things are looking bad until they are joined by Prince who offers to help them if they will help him. However Xev turns down the offer and the situation goes from Bad to Worse.
3.8 The Key
Stan, Xev and Kai return to the Lexx. Stan wants to destroy the pair of planets they are orbiting so that Lexx can eat the chunks, allowing them to move on. However Xev distracts Stan from his plan with a sudden strong sexual interest in him. Stan fears that she is just teasing him, but she is not, Xev gives him everything he wants - and in return gets control of the 'key' to the Lexx.
3.9 Garden
The crew of the Lexx discover a wonderful city on the planet Water called Garden. It is populated by pretty women who spend all their time cultivating tasty plants. They grow a special Lyekka plant for Stan and he decides his wandering days are over. Xev is not Happy on Garden, as it is devoid of men, but Kai finds a purpose. It is agreed that Xev will go off on her own and that they will depart as friends.
3.10 Battle
The Crew of the Lexx are attacked by balloons from Fire under the command of Prince. Their only moth is destroyed adn Xev is kidnapped. Kai Captures a balloon and they then engage in battle with other balloons. The slow motion ballet of destruction ends with Xev been stranded on Fire.
3.11 Girltown
Stan and Kai search for Xev and manage to find her footsteps crossing the inhospitable surface of Fire. Xev's tracks lead to girltown - a city populated by some very queer girls indeed... Queen develops a strong interest in Stan... but his needs and her needs turn out to be very different...
3.12 The Beach
Stan, Xev and Kai strike disaster when they return to the orbiting Lexx. Stan and Kai plummet to Water. Kai sinks into the bottomless ocean and Stan is left swimming on the vast empty surface. Xev searches for them and eventrully finds Stan's floating body. But Stan also washes up on a beach which makes no sense as there are no Beaches on either of the two planets...
3.13 Heaven & Hell
Kai and Xev fly to Prince's new headquarters on the planet Fire to try and bring back Stan. Prince will not help them, Kai descends into the core of Fire to find Stan. Prince goes after him and it looks as though the two will be stuck there forever..... Xev returns to the Lexx where 790 persuades her the only way to save Kai is to destroy the two planets.........
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